Those Goddamn Ducks Crewneck Sweatshirt

Wrap yourself in warmth and existential comedy with our Those Goddamn Ducks Crewneck Sweatshirt. Featuring a vivid print of two vibrant ducks and one unforgettable line from a fan-favorite mob classic, this cozy crewneck brings comfort, character, and a splash of irreverent nostalgia to your look.

Perfect for chilly nights, binge-watching marathons, or any moment when you're feeling a little emotionally compromised by some flying waterfowl, this sweatshirt is a must-have for die-hard fans and lovers of subtle dark humor alike.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly blend with a premium feel

• Soft, heavyweight fabric perfect for cooler weather

• Bright, detailed duck graphic with bold type

• Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem

• Ethically made with premium quality

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Iron on low heat if needed

• Do not bleach or dry clean

Whether it’s about the ducks—or something deeper—this one’s for you.